Classic Chewy Chocolate Brownie

Chocolate Brownies

stolen (with edits) from https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/classic-chewy-brownie/f0960a83-1fa9-4e3e-b616-a995182613e0 and stolen image by Brett Stevens

Yield: many brownies (depending on cut size)

Ingredients

  • 125g unsalted butter, chopped
  • 125g dark baking chocolate
  • 3 eggs, lightly whisked
  • 335g raw castor sugar
  • 115g plain flour
  • 30g cocoa powder
  • 1tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 pinch salt

Cooking Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees C
  2. Grease a 20cm square pan and line with baking paper
  3. Whisk egg and add vanilla in a small bowl
  4. Sift together sugar, flour, cocoa and salt in a large bowl
  5. Melt butter and chocolate in a second large bowl over a saucepan of simmering water, stirring with a metal spoon
  6. Remove from heat
  7. Quickly stir in egg mix and dry mix
  8. Pour into a prepared pan and decorate with sprinkles if desired
  9. Bake for 25-30 minutes until a skewer inserted in the centre comes out with moist crumbs clinging
  10. Set aside to cool completely

Nathan’s Lasagne

Nathan’s Lasagne

Ingredients

Pasta Sheets

    • 275g plain flour (or fancy-white/pasta-specific/bakers/etc)
    • 50g plain flour (extra for dusting)
    • 3 large eggs
    • Pinch salt (to taste)

Bolognese Sauce

    • 1tblspn oil
    • 1 large onion, diced
    • 6-12 large garlic cloves, freshly minced
    • 300g middle bacon, diced
    • 1Kg beef mince
    • ~30g dry herbs (e.g. basil, oregano, parsley)
    • ~50g fresh herbs (e.g. basil, oregano, parsley), fresh chopped
    • 50-100ml red wine
    • 1 qtr. lime
    • 50g tomato paste
    • 800ml tomatoes, diced

Bechamel Sauce

    • 50g butter (or margarine/spread1)
    • 50g plain flour
    • 50g sheep’s cheese (broken up as fine and dry as possible)
    • 750ml oat milk (or milk1)

Extras for Baking

  • 1tblspn butter or oil
  • 50-100g sheep’s cheese (broken up as fine and dry as possible)

1 Bechamel will thicken much quicker if using cow-based ingredients, but will still work without.

Method

Pasta Sheets

    1. Wash and dry hands well.
    2. Place flour in a pile on a large, clean, hard surface with a large well in the centre.
    3. Crack eggs into the well, sprinkle salt on top.
    4. Gently beat eggs with a fork, slowly adding surrounding flour.
    5. Continue incorporating all the flour using fingers until you have a big sticky mess that you could not possibly imagine would form a clean ball of pasta. If dough is not too sticky, add a tablespoon of water.
    6. Form a clean ball of pasta by kneading and squelching until it magically stops being a sticky mess.
    7. Keep kneading, stretching and folding dough for about 10 minutes or until dough is smooth and soft.
    8. Form a ball, wrap in cling-wrap and place in fridge for 1 hour.
    9. Remove from fridge and break into ~4 equal portions.
    10. With each portion roll, turn and fold with a rolling pin, dusting with flour, until the dough is a consistent 1mm thickness throughout.
    11. Use a pastry wheel or knife to cut sheets into your preferred rectangular size.
    12. Leave out to dry (perhaps cover with tea-towel and/or dust with more flour) for at least 30 minutes but preferably overnight.

Bolognese Sauce

    1. Heat large saucepan to a medium heat and add oil.
    2. Brown onions and garlic.
    3. Turn to medium-high heat and add diced bacon and cook until the fat softens.
    4. Add mince and cook until brown.
    5. Reduce heat to medium and sprinkle and combine dry then fresh herbs.
    6. Add wine and reduce, followed by the juice of the lime.
    7. Add tomato paste and combine until there is an even consistency.
    8. Add tomatoes, combine and simmer, stirring regularly.

Prep for Oven

    1. Preheat oven to 180°.
    2. Grease glass baking dish using extra butter or oil.

Bechamel Sauce

    1. In a small saucepan on low heat, gently melt butter.
    2. In small batches and removing from heat where necessary, combine butter with flour until a smooth yellow paste (a rue!) is formed.
    3. In small batches, combine sheep’s cheese. Try to minimise lumps, but you can’t be perfect.
    4. In small batches, add oat milk and combine thoroughly, then stir often until mix becomes thick and viscous.
    5. Keep on very low heat until ready to use.

Combine Parts and Bake

  1. Keep regularly stirring Bolognese until thick and consistent (usually around 40 minutes total).
  2. Add a thin layer of Bolognese to the floor of the baking dish, then cover with pasta sheets followed by ~1/4 of the Bechamel sauce. Ensure that the pasta sheets are completely and generously covered in Bechamel, using extra if you must.
  3. Repeat layers twice more, using remaining Bolognese and Bechamel on top layer.
  4. Sprinkle extra sheep’s cheese on top.
  5. Bake for 40 minutes.

Karen’s Salmon, Spinach & Feta Quiche

Karen’s Salmon, Spinach & Feta Quiche

stolen from http://www.findingfeasts.com.au/recipe-index/smoked-salmon-spinach-feta-quiche/ (yup, they watermarked their pic too!) and pre-abused by my mother already

Yield: 1 pie 22 cm square

Ingredients
  • 210g can of Salmon broken into large pieces
  • 1/2 pack frozen (defrosted and drained) or fresh spinach, finely chopped
  • 100g goat/sheep feta
  • 2 tbs dill, chopped
  • 3 eggs
  • ~50ml oat or almond milk (previously 100ml cream or yoghurt)
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • 1 sheet of short crust pastry
  • (capers and dill)
Cooking Directions
  1. Pre heat oven to 200/390 degrees C/F
  2. Defrost the pastry sheets and line a 22 cm square baking dish, trim off the excess. Cover with some greaseproof paper and pour in dried beans or rice to blind bake.
  3. Cook for 7 minutes. Remove from the oven and take off the greaseproof paper and beans. Place back in the oven and cook for another 5 minutes. remove from oven and let cool.
  4. In a bowl mix the eggs and cream together and season with salt and pepper
  5. Stir in the spinach and dill. (?mystery capers here?)
  6. Scatter the smoked salmon and feta over the pastry and pour the egg mixture over the top.
  7. Cook for 40 minutes uncovered. It is cooked when the centre is firm to touch.
  8. Serve with a fresh salad (lol, who am I kidding … just make two!)

Apple and Almond Cake

Apple and Almond Cake

Thoughtfully stolen and adapted from Donna Hay .

Extra notes:

  1. ^Measured whole, 2 granny smiths were under 300g. 3 seemed excessive, but were 305g after processing. I did not use all the apple in the end though.
  2. ^I didn’t have “mixed spice” so I made my own. A dash of ginger, a dash of all spice, a good shake of nutmeg and same for cinnamon, and then making sure it was all about a teaspoon.
  3. ^I have a silly sifter that is super slow for normal things like a cup of flour, but spread the icing sugar perfectly.
  4. ^My oven required 150 degrees C for around 45-50 minutes

Yield: 8 serves

Ingredients

  • 320g granny smith apples, peeled, quartered, cored and thinly sliced ^1
  • 220g (1 cup) caster sugar
  • 195g plain flour, sifted
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder, sifted
  • 1 teaspoon mixed spice ^2
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon almond extract
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten
  • 125g coconut oil, liquid
  • 40g blanched almonds, chopped (aka “Lucky” slivered almonds)
  • a spoon or two icing sugar for dusting ^3
  • a tub dairy-free substance (similar to double cream), to serve
Cooking Directions
  1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees C ^4
  2. Place the apples and one tablespoon of the sugar in a bowl and toss to combine, then set aside.
  3. Into a large bowl, sift the remaining sugar, flour, baking powder and mixed spice.
  4. Add the vanilla, almond extract, eggs and coconut oil and mix to combine. (I was successful with a whisk for this.)
  5. Fold through at least half of the apples keeping the most evenly sliced for the top!
  6. Spoon the mixture into a lightly greased 20cm round springform tin and spread evenly. (You may choose to line with baking paper too.)
  7. Spread the almonds over the top then lay the apple slices in your choice of pattern, or lack thereof.
  8. Bake for 1 hour and 5 minutes (LOL!) or until cooked when tested with a skewer. ^4
  9. Allow to cool in the tin for 10 minutes then remove and place on a wire rack to cool completely.
  10. Dust with icing sugar and serve with your dairy free alternative “cream”.

More banana muffins :)

Banana Muffins

stolen from https://www.bbc.com/food/recipes/bananamuffins_71268

Yield: 10-12 muffins

Ingredients

  • 75g coconut oil (liquified)
  • 250g self raising flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
  • 115g raw caster sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 large ripe bananas, mashed
  • 2 medium eggs
  • 125mL almond milk
  • 10 walnut kernels (if desired)

Cooking Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 190 degrees C
  2. Place 12 baking cases in muffin tin
  3. Sift together dry ingredients: flour, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg in a large bowl. Add caster sugar and stir through.
  4. In a second bowl, use a fork to beat together the eggs, vanilla extract, coconut oil and almond milk. Add the well mashed banana and stir through.
  5. Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients and add the moist ingredients, stiring roughly with a fork (don’t over mix) until it is a lumpy paste.
  6. Spoon evenly into baking cases in muffin tin until almost full. Top each one with a walnut if desired.
  7. Bake in preheated oven for 20 to 25 minutes or until muffins come away from the side of the pan when touched.
  8. Rest the muffin tray on a wire rack for 5 minutes then remove the muffins and leave on the rack for another 5 minutes before serving.

Washing up items

  • Measuring spoons
  • 1 metal spoon (e.g. desert spoon)
  • 2 mixing bowls and one small mashing bowl
  • 1 metal hand whisk/fork (banana masher)
  • kitchen scales (don’t soak these, they don’t like it)
  • 12 cup muffin tray
  • 12 patty pan liners (ok, these are mostly paper and throw away, but one day…)
  • 1 sieve
  • 1 small container to check eggs
  • skewer for testing