Classic Chewy Chocolate Brownie

Chocolate Brownies

stolen (with edits) from https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/classic-chewy-brownie/f0960a83-1fa9-4e3e-b616-a995182613e0 and stolen image by Brett Stevens

Yield: many brownies (depending on cut size)

Ingredients

  • 125g unsalted butter, chopped
  • 125g dark baking chocolate
  • 3 eggs, lightly whisked
  • 335g raw castor sugar
  • 115g plain flour
  • 30g cocoa powder
  • 1tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 pinch salt

Cooking Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees C
  2. Grease a 20cm square pan and line with baking paper
  3. Whisk egg and add vanilla in a small bowl
  4. Sift together sugar, flour, cocoa and salt in a large bowl
  5. Melt butter and chocolate in a second large bowl over a saucepan of simmering water, stirring with a metal spoon
  6. Remove from heat
  7. Quickly stir in egg mix and dry mix
  8. Pour into a prepared pan and decorate with sprinkles if desired
  9. Bake for 25-30 minutes until a skewer inserted in the centre comes out with moist crumbs clinging
  10. Set aside to cool completely

Mexican chocolate frosting

Choc-chilli frosting

stolen from https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/mexican-chocolate-cake-vegan/69d47df6-c22c-4a76-adcc-74a91d2231b7

Yield: only a taste

Ingredients

  • 30g raw cacao powder, sifted
  • 30g ish juice (orange et al)
  • 52g maple syrup
  • sprinkle cayenne pepper to taste – not my taste, or it wouldn’t be in here at all
Cooking Directions
  1. Using a fork, combine ingredients until smooth
  2. Provide in a fancy container for those more brave than me with flavour but otherwise, don’t put anywhere near anything edible or it will be made entirely inedible. Are these people insane?

Birthday cake … this will be fun…

Vegan Mexican Chocolate Cake

stolen from https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/mexican-chocolate-cake-vegan/69d47df6-c22c-4a76-adcc-74a91d2231b7 

This recipe called for three times the amount of “Hymalayan Pink Salt” and the syrup was “coconut nectar”… good luck finding that stuff anywhere normal…

Yield: 10 servings for giants maybe

Ingredients

  • 270g plain flour
  • 80g coconut flour
  • 125g raw cacao power, sifted
  • 1 tablespoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • pinch cayenne pepper
  • 110g coconut oil
  • 140g apple sauce
  • 355g almond milk
  • 480g rice malt syrup
  • 165g maple syrup
  • 2 tablespoons orange zest
  • 1 banana, mashed (113g)
  • 1 tablespoon coconut oil (to grease the baking tin)
  • 1/2 cup slivered almonds (to serve)

Cooking Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 180 degrees C
  2. Prepare a 22cm springform pan with baking paper base and coconut oil on sides
  3. Combine all dry ingredients in a bowl
  4. In a super large bowl, combine all wet ingredients.
  5. Slowly add dry ingredients to wet ingredients while mixing. Continue mixing until smooth.
  6. Pour the batter into the prepared springform pan  and bake for 40-45 minutes or until a skewer comes out clean.
  7. Leave to cool completely at room temperature (oops) and turn out onto a serving platter. Alternatively, panic that you’re late for a celebration, put it in the fridge while attempting a frosting, not let it cool anywhere near enough (this is a beautiful dense cake that holds it’s heat), and have the frosting melt off. Serve hot and fresh with slivered almonds.